just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.
get my dog 1 thousand notes
make him famous
ONE HUNDRED NOTES!!!!!!! GO MELVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:
It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)
Just look at the detail…
And the effort that went into this.
Nerd level: Master and Commander.
ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc
this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”
Your move, Disney.
OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL
I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
You have gone blind and want cereal
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.
I’M FUCKING PRINTING THIS AND POSTING IT EVERYWHERE
Sir Ian McKellen on Sherlock Holmes
"at the heart of their relationship, there’s a very pleasant softness and affection"SIR IAN IS A JOHNLOCK SHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course he is.
Of course Ian ships johnlock!!!! Do you not remember Martin saying that Ian sends him emails with johnlock porn????
Me seducing yo man
Oh my gOD
you know what? I literally give up with this man
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