Best I ever had, hips don’t lie…
Holy shit my friend just sent this to me it’s like chocolate for my ears. I knew Jensen was a good singer but dayum
his voice is absolutely amazing cant stop listening to it!
There go my panties
OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI
*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*
Did he just… encourage a fan to come talk to him next time?
So like last week I was in melbourne and I walked up to a girl and told her this world’s an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me and then she blushed and giggled and I asked her if it was cool to hold her hand and she said yes and long story short that’s how I picked up a girl with blink-182 lyrics.
These will never not be funny
"Fast and CURIOUS”
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his eyes are actually golden what the ever living fuck
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when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
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